Drug Smuggling Guide
By
Roadjunky, Posted Dec 04, 2006
You really don’t want to do this. Find out why.
We’ve all been there. Sitting around stoned in some dingy guest house in Morocco or India or Mexico, sitting in front of a big pile of weed and wondering what it would be worth back home…
Grabbing a pencil and paper you work out that if only you could bring half a kilo of hash or weed back to the Western world you’d make enough to keep travelling another 6 months!
You could sew the stuff into your dreadlocks or maybe stash it in the bottom of your guitar… hmm, maybe best take off the Bob Marley sticker first. What about if you wrapped it up in a pair of really smelly socks… I mean how hard can it be?
The reality is rather different. Road Junky brings you a drug smuggling guide to let you know why it’s not worth it and what will happen to you if you’re caught. If for some reason you’re dead set on going ahead we’ll give you a few hints on what is, allegedly, the best way to go about things.
Please read the entire guide and educate yourself about this before even considering going ahead. Yes, lots of people do drug runs. Yes, they make some money. But in the words of Nicholas Cage in “Matchstick Men”, when asked if crime pays he replies:
“It does – just not that well.”
Drugs have a huge mark up from country of origin to country of consumption because of the international prohibition stamped on them largely by puritan American administrations. The consequence of this is that anyone caught smuggling can face absolute living nightmares in foreign jails. Do not for a moment underestimate this.