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Sadly, the future of Guantanamo is uncertain as various spoilsport so-called human right groups claim that the camp just isn’t up to scratch. Citing archaic legislation like the Geneva Convention (don’t worry if you haven’t heard of it, neither has the camp’s founder, Mister Bush!), busybodies like Amnesty International are calling for Guantanamo Holiday Camp to be closed. Which is terrible news for the 250 guests who had been promised indefinite stay.

Even that bunch of terrorists, the UN have tried to put pressure on the current administration to shut down Guantanamo and give European camps a chance. Not content with playing busybodies before the Liberation of Iraq, they now want to interfere with the American tourist industry – will they stop at nothing?

These agitators quote freely from the experiences of embittered past guests at Guantanamo and hope to influence public opinion with mushy propaganda about human rights and maltreatment. The truth is, of course, the guests they interviewed were simply bitter to have been kicked out for losing at 20 questions.

Guantanamo Bay Holiday Camp represents all that is good about America and its place as the number one top country in the world. It’s exotic, multi-cultural and full of fun and games devised by some of the best minds in the world.

Come to Guantanamo before it’s too late – the vacation of a lifetime awaits you!

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