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The American administration is always looking for hired help at the Guantanamo Holiday Camp. Anyone with the ability to speak fluent Arabic, persuasive interviewing techniques or just full blown sadism may well be considered for a highly sought-after post in Cuba.

But just because employment opportunities are limited to American military personnel doesn’t mean you can’t afford to pass a winter in Guantanamo – the big secret is that the generous American government will pay from everything from your flight to your food to your accommodation to your electric shock treatment. That’s just the kind of guys they are.

Then there the media options that come your way once you graduate from the world’s most famous holiday camp. Look at the so-called Tipton Three, lads from England who became movies stars in Michael Winterbottom’s The Road to Guantanamo.

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